Weird Christmas 🎄

By Roy OC Chukwu

 "I wouldn’t do what I’ve always done in previous years", I promised. I'll spend a smidgen time with my family this winter holiday and I’ll no longer be complacent with my hobbies. I’d learn how to be complaisant with my family. I mean, what’s the essence of life if we don’t spend quality time with our families? That's how I felt deeply sorry for my usual behavior at home, as my family members were ranting about it during our "get-together before Christmas Session" over the cyber space.

I mean, "I wasn’t the only one at home studying and working abroad", they concluded and ranted.  

The conference call lasted for three hours; with a full hour dedicated to advising me. They did this concurrently. Little did they know that I was sipping a cup of Joe while working out at the gym bare chested. 

"Didn’t know my life mattered?" I said to myself.

"Not this much though, as I didn’t get this concern at home", I continued.

It was almost winter and this didn’t get me in my feels like Christmas was barely four to five weeks. It seemed everyone else was interested but not me. For this purpose, I was even sent Christmas allowances from my family to get the basics: Christmas tree adorned with their electric bulbs, a new pair of shoes, two-pairs of trousers, two pullovers, and even a nice haircut.

How do they know that I am strictly on diet, working to look fit, boost my masculinity and be healthy? They omitted "get yourself veggies or chicken" on their list. Did I complain? 

It was a thing I knew they all wanted “posting for the gram”. I’m sure they wouldn’t know that they might walk-past me when they see me. I am up for this rigorous exercise and with the funds they sent, I renewed my training sessions with the gym instructors for two months even. I wouldn’t waste this opportunity.  

It was Christmas Day. I had the keys to the gym. I was exhausted and slept off immediately after my exercise routine. Woke up the next morning and I quickly took a snapshot and sent it: “My friends, I apologize for this image.”

Weird Christmas| Flash Fiction| Creative writing| Christmas| Introvert|

Comments

  1. PheobeciousJanuary 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM

    You write so beautiful. Looking forward to always read from you,cos I'm secretly learning.

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  2. Miss ImoSeptember 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM

    This is beautiful, brilliantly articulated and highly intuitive .
    Looking forward to reading your write-ups.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM

    Mr president, you are doing well

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  4. Merit-talksNovember 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM

    Nice piece

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  5. Miss ImoNovember 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM

    Interesting writing and very insightful.Thanks.

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  6. Miss ImoNovember 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM

    Thanks for educating me through your write-ups.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM

    Graat write-up! Keep the write up!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM

    This is a wonderful read.

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  9. Miss ImoNovember 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM

    Great work done 👍

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  10. AnonymousNovember 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM

    That image tho 😅
    It was a good write up

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  11. AnonymousNovember 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM

    Great write up!

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  12. AnonymousNovember 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM

    Amazing 👏

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  13. AnonymousNovember 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM

    This is a wonderful piece it speaks as if you are seeing through my mind although mine is not to use on gym though but I feel you are writing a real life base story here and it kinda speaks about self building, neglect or family push away which in later tears us to rebuild.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM

    Nice write up Presido

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